If
you are the Wife, perhaps these all too familiar lines have hidden
meanings:
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What
He Says: When
the phone rings, you hear him say, "Hi Billy. Really? I can't
believe it?! You know I'll do anything I can to help!" |
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What
He's Thinking: "Hi
Kristie! If my wife believes this the next three hours are ours!" |
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What
He Says: I
SWEAR I haven't seen her! |
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What
He's Thinking: I
sent her a birthday card, I keep up with her life through mutual
friends and I talked to her on the phone four times last week.
But I haven't actually SEEN her! |
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What
He Says: I've
had a wake-up call and all I want is you. |
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What
He's Thinking: I
didn't think you'd find out and now that you did I really don't
want to lose everything in the divorce. |
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What
He Says: We've
got terrible weather here and my flight's going to be about 2
hours late. |
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What
He's Thinking: If
I get there after the kids are home, you won't yell at me again. |
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What
He Says: I'm
sorry. I never meant to hurt you. |
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What
He's Thinking: God!
Can't we just get over this already? |
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If
you're the Other Women, chances are you have a good idea what
he's really thinking. Take a look to see if your suspicions are
correct:
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What
He Says: I'll
leave my wife when the kids are older. |
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What
He's Thinking: After
the kids graduate from college, the house is paid off and my wife
dies. |
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What
He Says: I
wish I met you before I met her. |
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What
He's Thinking: Then
I wouldn't be losing all this money in the divorce. |
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What
He Says: This
isn't just about sex. |
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What
He's Thinking: How
can I get more? |
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What
He Says: You
know me too well. |
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What
He's Thinking: Damn!
You know me way to well. Time to move on! |
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What
He Says: It's
just not the right time to leave. |
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What
He's Thinking: I
didn't think you'd take all the "love" stuff so seriously. |
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